the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
where are my eyebrows?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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