so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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