My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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