Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
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How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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