At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
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Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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