So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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