Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
How does one acquire holy water?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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