hotel room ftw
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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