Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
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tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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