I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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