I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
you mean i was at the winter classic?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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