As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
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So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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