so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
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Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
whose parrot is this?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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