speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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