Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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