No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
i think my cat just said my name.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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