How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I think a kid would responsible me up
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Randomize