ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
well you can't waste a boner
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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