Where is the hickey?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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