Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
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My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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