i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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