Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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