And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Dicks are not precious.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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