i think i have herpe
just one?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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