at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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