you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
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We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
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I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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