in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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