Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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