"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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