whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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