I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
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I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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