Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
birth control should be required to get into college
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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