This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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