The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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