R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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