That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
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He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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