So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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