She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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