That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
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Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
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please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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