go do what you do best...puke behind churches
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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