She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
