I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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