What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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