who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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