Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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