I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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