maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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