just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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