So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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