spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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