You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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