I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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