The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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