you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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