I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
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I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
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Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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